Anglerfish love: I’m sticking with you, cause I’m made out of glue.
From the Crocodile Dictionary for how to say I’m into you in croc speak.
Baby let’s dance at dawn daily.
A termite queen, inhabiting her massive ovary body, is attending to by her lifelong mate and co-empire builder.
The males shag themselves to death, but someone also told me recently that antechinus males eat the dead other males lying around, shagged to death, to sustain them in their doing it to death quest. I haven’t fact checked it yet tho.
“In my fights over territory and power, my love, I shall make you Pinyon Jay king,” she said.
Gay dolphins, nuff said.
If everyone’s got peens, and all have vagines, who’s to say who got it eeeeen, again.
Here today, trading up tomorrow, the black-capped chickadee wifey thought.
Marmosets in love annoyed at paparazzi finding their spot AGAIN.
Scorpion fly females know it takes five for his sperm to enter; she uses timing as her birth control.
I swoon for puffins. Still.
Le cloacal kiss.
YOU are my true Valentines, my loves.
Perrin
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Ain't love grand! Happy Valentines Perrin.